$GLONKNAUT — THE OFFICIAL GAME. GLONK TO THE MOON!
Did you miss BONK? Missed DOGE? Missed PEPE?
Then buckle up, because $GLONKNAUT is launching.
A distracted astronaut, a meaningless mission, and a universe full of floating coins.
This is $GLONKNAUT — the game where you collect space coins while watching the chart go up for absolutely no logical reason.
Does it have utility? No.
Any fundamentals? Even less.
Potential? 1000x powered by faith and pure glonk energy.
Why will $GLONKNAUT explode?
• A chaotic, two-button addictive game
• A community of lunatics fully committed to glonking
• A token that makes no sense — but makes noise
• A lore nobody understands — but everyone loves
Buy $GLONKNAUT.
Play $GLONKNAUT.
Live the galactic chaos.
If you’re not going to the moon with a tinfoil helmet and a backpack full of hopium, don’t even leave the house.
$GLONKNAUT or nothing.
Tokenomics
The distribution of 1,000,000,000 $GLONKNAUT (Fixed Supply, No Minting) is totally transparent.
96% for public launch – available to the community, with tokens burned to ensure liquidity.
Only 4% reserved for the developer wallet.
No insiders, no private sales – 100% transparent with a focus entirely on the community.
No scams, no rugs – Totally fair and transparent launch.
Open to everyone, no insider privileges, driven by memes and the community.
Roadmap
Roadmap
• Phase 1 – GLONKNAUT is Born •
• Phase 2 – Noise •
• Phase 3 – Degeneration •
• Phase 4 – MOON •
